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For the Lolz
Dark Dragon:
OMG I'M NOT DEAD!!!! Yeah, sorry about eveything and such but I have been like ulta bust and shit. But I do have a new story for you all. It's my Pokemon Black Nuzlocke, I hope you all enjoy it. I have so much of this story already typed out. As usual though, I update randomly, so Yeays!
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Story Warning!!!: it's Rated M for most the jokes. If you don't get the lolz, you are to young or too uptight for the lolz!!! Make out scenes are a given, there is also lots of swearing and violence.
For The Lolz
By: Dark Dragon
Chapter 1
It was late afternoon, warm and comforting. My window was open and the breeze was cool. The curtain is open a bit to let the sunshine in, that was attempting to wake me. It was working of course, but I didn't want to wake up, I like my sleep. The day was so perfect......I hate it.
“Roshish honey, your friends are here!” my mom called up to me.
“Fine,” I muttered to myself, glaring at the window, “I'll get up.”
I got out of my bed, finally, walked to my closet and started to get dressed. My ears twitched lightly and I glared over to my bedroom door. I walked over to my bedside table and picked up my alarm clock, looked at the time (it was 2pm) then threw the alarm clock at the door.
“Ow!” Cheren muttered, rubbing his face.
“Get lost!” I yelled at him.
“I just wanted to make sure you were up,” Cheren explained, the door open enough that the picture I threw nailed him in the nose. “Ok, I'm going!” He went downstairs.
“Damn perv, never leaving me alone. Damn, I broke my picture, oh well,” I said as I picked up the picture from the door and put it back. I finished getting dressed and went downstairs.
“You always wear that!” Bianca complained, looking at my outfit.
“Nothing wrong with wearing what you love,” I said, looking down at myself. I was wearing a black mesh long sleeve, a black T-shirt with a red rose on it, black cargo pants, a black leather/silk trench coat, black gothic buckle boots, a black hat that covered my left eye and had a dark purple feather on the right side and a black scarf with dark red skulls around my neck.
“That may be true, but change isn't that bad either,” Bianca stated, shrugging and looking at the box on the table.
“I doubt that,” I said looking at the table, “That's for the three of us isn't it?” pointing at the gift box.
“Yup, Prof. Juniper left it for the three of you. She said it was a great present for you honey,” my mom said, all smiles.
“Ugh, fine,” I grumbled, sitting on the floor.
“Since it's your birthday and all, you should go first Roshish,” Bianca said smiling.
“Eh,” I muttered opening the box. I stared at it a bit, the picked the pokeball with the little water drop on it. “This one then.”
“Then I get this one and Cheren you can have this one,” Bianca said picking up the pokeball with the little fire mark and giving Cheren the one with the leaf on it.
“Why do you get to choose mine...Oh well I wanted Snivy any way,” Cheren explained, a little upset.
“Roshish why don't we battle!” Bianca said enthusiasticly, holding up her pokeball in excitement.
“Whatever,” I grumbled sending my pokemon out.
“Yeay! Go Piggy!” Bianca exclaimed, sending out her Tepig.
“Mommy, why don't I have a nickname yet?” my Oshawott asked me, looking a little sad.
“I'm thinking of one, now tackle that bitch,” I said lightly to my little Oshawott.
“Ok!” Oshawott said happily and tackled the Tepig 3 times and knocked it out.
“Piggy! Damn Roshish, you're good,” Bianca said lightly petting her Tepig.
“I did nothing, it was all Oshy here,” I said pointing at my Oshawott.
“Yeah, it was all....I HAVE A NICKNAME NOW!!!” Oshy exclaimed hugging my leg.
“*Giggles* Seems you don't hate everything Roshish,” Bianca laughed, then she got an idea, “Cheren why don't you battle Roshish?”
“Mmm, ok then. But first,” Cheren smirked, healing our pokemon. “There, now I won't feel so bad kicking your ass.”
“Why you little,” I growled, then I punched Cheren in the face. “Bastard!”*Punch!!*
“Ow!*T_T* Go Slick,” Cheren said, rubbing his cheek that was now very red.
“Oshy, do what you do best,” I stated, glaring at Cheren.
“And punch that bitch?” Oshy asked like a cute innocent child.
“Yeah, punch that bitch,” I smirked lightly.
“Ok!” Oshy smiled and punched Slick really hard square in the eye. Slick was pretty much knocked out.
“Huh,” I muttered, a little surprised that Oshy actually punched and not tackled.
“How did your Oshawott do that!?” Cheren asked holding Slick.
“I don't know,” I shrugged, then started to leave the house with Oshy at my tail.
“Where are you going?” Bianca asked lightly.
“Prof Juniper is waiting for us right?” I asked, then left the house.
“Thanks for having us over,” both Cheren and Bianca said in unison and left to go to Prof Juniper's lab.
I walked into Prof Juniper's lab and leaned up against a wall. Oshy was looking around in amazement. Cheren was next to come in, and he walked right to me.
“I forgot to give this to you earlier, so here,” Cheren said nicely, handing me a gift.
“If it's anything pervy like you I'll bash it into your face, you know that right?” I stated, taking the gift from him.
“I'm not always a perv you know,” Cheren said, watching as I opened the gift.
“Wow, this actually isn't a bad gift. Thanks I guess,” I mumbled as I held the studded belt with a skull/crossbows buckle in my hand. I decided it was good enough to wear, so I put it on right there.
“I put a lot of thought into that you know,” Cheren said with a smile.
“Meh,” I shrugged as Oshy looked over and stared at my belt in awe.
“What is taking Bianca so long to get here?” Cheren asked, looking around for the blonde.
“She's always late, just give her a minute,” I muttered, looking around lightly for Juniper.
Then, lastly, Bianca rushed into Juniper's lab, all smiles like usual.
“Hey guys!” She waved happily as she walked to us.
“Told you,” I stated looking away from them.
“Roshish I forgot to give this to you before, so here,” Bianca said smiling bigger than before.
“Um...Thanks?” I said looking at the too happy wrapping paper.
“Open it!” Bianca exclaimed.
“Fine,” I shrugged, tearing the wrapping paper quickly. I held the pair and black fingerless gloves and spiked bracelets.
“Well?” Bianca asked, looking worried now.
“Epic.” was all I said as I put them on with a small smirk.
“I knew you'd like them!” Bianca said excitedly.
“I see you are all here now,” Juniper said, finally showing up.
“Yup!” Bianca exclaimed looking far too happy.
“I wanted to give these to you,” Juniper said, handing us a pokedex. “I'll wait for you at Route 1.” Then she left.
“Fun,” I muttered, walking out of the lab first.
“Wait up!” Cheren and Bianca said, rushing after me.
“I want our first step in this adventure to be together!” Bianca said grabbing both our hands.
“Ok,” Cheren said smiling as he was glancing at her breasts.
“Eh,” I mumbled looking down at Oshy who was holding onto my pants and took the first step with us.
“This is going to be the start of something new!” Bianca exclaimed as we walked off on Route 1.
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And there you have it, my first chapter. I hope you all enjoyed it and will Read and Review! :)
Dark Dragon:
So, since I have like almost 14 chapters done by now, I'll put up chapter two. I've noticed no one cares about my return, so meh. Still I hope you all enjoy.
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For The Lolz
By: Dark Dragon
Chapter 2
When we got to Route 1, we saw Juniper just in front of the grass.
“Hey there you three, I want to show you how to catch pokemon,” Juniper said with a smile.
“Cool!” Bianca said happily.
“Ok, first you walk in the grass."
“Duh.”
“Then a pokemon jumps out at you, so send yours out.”
“Again, duh.”
“Lower it's hp to just enough.”
“Oh!”
“Then throw a pokeball!”
“I see.”
“And that's all there is to it!”
“Thank you!”
“Here, these will help you all out, I'll be waiting for you all in Accumula Town, see ya!” Juniper said, waving as she left us.
“Fun,” I muttered.
“I want to buy lots of pokeballs and potions and...” Bianca ranted.
“Let's just go to town,” Cheren said, looking away and started off.
“Wait I have an idea!” Bianca stated looking happy about it.
“We've got no time, Prof Juniper is waiting for us,” Cheren explained.
“I don't care much anyway,” I muttered, still walking away from them.
“Trust me it's fun! Let's see who can catch the most before we get to town!” Bianca replied, smiling.
“Actually, that's not bad,” Cheren stated, thinking it over a bit.
“Meh,” I said, leaving them behind.
“Are we going to do that mommy?” Oshy asked, looking up at me.
“You want a team mate don't you?” I asked Oshy. Oshy nodded happily. “Fine, for you.”
I walked into the grass, looked around, and sighed. I walked some more in the grass, then I heard Oshy.
“Mommy I found one!” Oshy exclaimed, pointing at a Lillipup curled up and sleeping in the grass.
“Here, go get it,” I said giving it a pokeball.
“Yeay!” Oshy squeed, rushed over and tapped the Lillipup with the pokeball.
“Did you get it?” I asked looking over at him.
“Yup!” Oshy said, rushing back over to me. He handed me the pokeball, “Are you going to give him a nickname too mommy?”
“Sure, why don't you name him,” I said looking at Oshy.
“Ok.....”Oshy said then started to think hard of a name for the little pup.
“Well?” I asked nicely.
“Radora!” Oshy said happily.
“Ok then,” I smiled lightly and smirked and the strange name I was given.
“Yeays!!” Oshy smiled, hugging the pokeball!
“Welcome to the team Radora,” I said sending him out.
“Oi mates, what is up?” Radora said with a mixed accent. It sounded like German and Australian.
“Hi!!” Oshy said happily hugging Radora.
“So, we goin' to town or vhat?” Radora asked looking up at me.
“Sure, let's go,” I said as we walked off.
"Don't we need to train though?" Oshy asked me, looking at Radora then back at me.
"Hmm, good point, fine, we train first," I said, then we wondered the grass to train a bit. After a bit of training we started to head to town.
"Hey! You there!" someone called.
"Hm?" I asked, pointing to myself.
"Yes you! You look like a pokemon trainer!" she called.
"Let's go," I muttered to my pokemon. They nodded.
"Wait! Don't you want the free potion?" she yelled, holding out the potion.
"Hm, Radora, fetch," I said, pointing to the potion.
"Ey mate, fine," Radora said, running over, grabbing the potion, then ran back.
"Thanks...here*sprits*" I said, spraying the potion on Radora. Then I threw the empty potion bottle behind me.
"OW!!*T_T*" the mart girl said, rubbing the top of her head.
"Meh, to town," I said as we got close to town.
“Roshish! Want to compare how many pokemon we caught?” Bianca asked as I got closer to them.
“I have 2, now move I'm going to the pokemon center,” I stated, walking passed her.
“We have 2 as well,” Cheren said, following me closely.
“Great,” I stated, noticing Juniper at the pokemon center entrance.
“Ah, I see you all are here, let me show you around,” Juniper said, taking my and Bianca's arms and dragged us in the pokemon center.
“Yeay!” Bianca said as she got pulled up to the desk.
“This is the pokemon center, they heal your pokemon for free! Try it Roshish,” Juniper said, watching me closely.
“Fine,” I replied, handing my pokemon to the nurse, she took them and put them on the healing machine she had beside her. I waited, she handed them back fully healed. I looked over at Juniper and she smiled.
“Good. Now come this way, this is a PC. It's a pokemon storage system that will hold the rest of the pokemon you catch that don't go on your belt,” Juniper explained, showing us how to use it.
“Why does it say 'Someone's PC'?” Bianca asked, looking at it closely.
“The reason for that is...And this way is the pokemart! They sell pokeballs and potions,” Juniper continued, ignoring Bianca's question.
“I like shopping!” Bianca said happily, looking at all the things she could buy.
“I'm going to go back to Nuvema now, you all should go to Striaton City. I have a friend from college there, her name is Fennel. BYE!” Juniper called, leaving.
“BYE! What should I buy?” Bianca asked, looking at the potions and pokeballs.
“Ugh,” I mumbled, leaving the pokemon center.
“There's a commotion over there, let's check it out,” a middle aged man said and the two men walked over to the noise.
“Want to go too mommy?” Oshy asked me, lightly pulling on my pants leg.
“Sure,” I replied, heading over to the commotion.
“My name is Ghetsis. I am here representing Team Plasma. Today, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to talk to you about Pokemon Liberation.” Ghetsis started.
“Huh?”
“What?”
“Cheren? What the hell?” I asked, pointing to the green haired fool.
“I don't know, let's just listen,” Cheren told me.
“I'm sure most of you believe that we humans and pokemon are partners that have come to live together because we want and need each other. However... is that really the truth? Have you ever considered that perhaps we humans... only assume that this is the truth?”
“Oh, really now? Douche,” I muttered, hating this guy even more.
“Pokemon are subject to the selfish commands of trainers... they get pushed around when they are 'partners' at work... can anyone say with confidence that there is no truth in what I'm saying?” Ghetsis continued.
“No way.”
“Yikes!”
“I don't know...”
“Psssht, I could so take him,” I mumbled to Oshy.
“*giggles* Of course mommy,” Oshy smiled, trying to hold back his giggles.
“Now, ladies and gentlemen, pokemon are different from humans. They are living beings that contain unknown potential. They are living beings from whom we humans have much to learn. Tell me, what is our responsibility toward there wonderful beings called pokemon?” Ghetsis continued to rant.
“What could it be?”
“Liberation?”
“Treat with love and care, as well as to punch as many stupid trainers as you can in the face,” I whispered, getting a snicker from Oshy, Radora and Cheren.
“That's right! We must liberate the pokemon! Then, and only then, will humans and pokemon truly be equals. Everyone, I end my words here today by imploring you to consider the relationship between people and pokemon... and the correct way to proceed. We sincerely appreciate your attention.” Ghetsis finished, then he and his lackey’s left town.
“About that speech, what do you think we should do?” an older man asked a group of people.
“Liberate pokemon? That's not even possible!” a younger man exclaimed, not liking that speech. The group of people left.
“Your pokemon...just now it was saying..*Epic Punch!!** OW!” the green haired young man started.
“I don't like nor care about you,” I stated looking off in the distance.
“I demand a battle with you!” the green haired young man yelled, holding his nose as it bled.
“*Sigh* Really?” I asked, not caring.
“I think he has a right to. Actually, I think anyone you punch has a right to get a pokemon battle from you,” Cheren stated, thinking this through.
“Fine,” I sighed, looking down at Radora, “You go first.”
“Ey!” Radora said, getting ready for the battle.
“Go Purrloin!” the guy said, sending out his pokemon.
“Dog, verses cat, I'll vin,” Radora said darkly, growling.
“Meow?” Purrloin whimpered.
“Bite the bitch,” I stated.
“No problem,” Radora said, and tore the purrloin to shreds.
“My...my friend,” the guy said, looking down at his purrloin sadly.
“I'm done,” I said, starting to walk away.
“My name is N, and I'm going to stop the world from trainers like yourself!” He yelled at me, giving me $700 and leaving in a hurry.
“Meh,” I muttered, walking back to the pokemon center.
“You dominated him,” Cheren said as he followed me.
“I didn't, Radora did the work,” I said pointing down to my Lillipup.
“Ey, I did mate,” Radora replied, with a big smile.
“Well, I'm going to go to Striaton City to fight the gym leader, see ya,” Cheren told me as he left.
“Fun. Well at least I can rest, it's gettin' dark,” I stated, looking out at the sunset.
“It's pretty,” Oshy said lightly, looking out at it as well.
“Tomorrow morning we'll go on,” I stated, laying across a couch in the pokemon center tilting my hat lower.
“We'll rest too,” Oshy said, getting up on the couch and laid on my legs.
“Indeed,” Radora said laying on the floor curled up.
“Night guys,” I said lightly, falling asleep.
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There it is, the second chapter. I hope you all will Read and Review!!! Thanks! :)
Chevalier-Ange:
Thats not it...its just not many people post here anymore....
oh, BTW....t'is a good write :)
Dark Dragon:
Thank you. I see, well in that case I'll post my story for those who choose to read it.
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For the Lolz
By: Dark Dragon
Chapter 3
The next morning when I got up I noticed that Radora and Oshy where eating already.
“Mornin' guys,” I said stretching.
“Morning mommy!” Oshy said happily.
“Let's go, I want to 'seize the day',” I said, getting ready to leave.
“Ok!” Oshy cheered, following me quickly. Radora just walked after me.
We walked off, heading onto Route 2, as the sign in the checkpoint read. I just shrugged it off and kept going. Once we left the checkpoint and got onto Route 2 my Xtransceiver rang.
“Um...How the hell do I ….” I wondered. Looking for how to work the stupid thing.
“Push this button mommy,” Oshy said, pushing said button.
“Oh, ok. Hi mom,” I said after feeling a little stupid.
“Hi honey, I wanted to see how you were doing, so...” my mom started, but then it went blank.
“Roshish dear,” my mom said from behind me.
“Hey,” I said, looking over my shoulder, then turned around to face her.
“You have 2 pokemon now, good for you dear,” she smiled.
“Yeah, that it?” I asked, being a little harsh.
“I'm sorry, but I forgot to give you your lunch, here you go,” she said handing me a packed lunch. At least she says it was a lunch, it could feed an army she packed that much.
“Thanks,” I said putting it in my bag. My mom waved as she left.
“So ve're going to get a new mate ey?” Radora asked, looking around.
“I guess, yeah,” I replied, also looking around.
“Let's battle that person,” Oshy said pointing to a trainer.
“Sure, let's go,” I said walking over to the trainer.
“You! Let's battle!” the young boy said, sending out his patrat.
“Radora, take care of this,” I said lightly.
“Done,” Radora said, tackling the patrat and knocking it out.
“We win!” Oshy cheered as the losing trainer gave me some of his money.
“Nice,” I said walking around to the next one.
We battled most of the trainers in the area and didn't find any other pokemon until we walked up to the last guy on the Route.
“Oi! I see a mate over thar!” Radora stated, looking over at the moving tail.
“Well, since Oshy got one, I suppose you can too. Here, go get it for us then,” I explained, handing a pokeball to Radora. He rushed off, jumped the tail and roughed it up a bit and came back with the pokemon.
“Ey, I got une purple cat. He says his name be Leon,” Radora said giving me the pokeball.
“Hey Leon, welcome to the team,” I muttered, sending him out as well.
“You don't speak english well do you dog?” Leon stated, looking down at Radora.
“Don't ya forget who just beat ya up mate,” Radora growled.
“Guys, be nice! The next town isn't too far from here,” Oshy tried to calm them down.
“Let's just fight that guy and go,” I mumbled, walking up to the trainer.
“Lillipup go!” the young boy said. He obviously loved lillipup cuz all his clothes had one on them.
“Leon, kick ass,” I muttered, looking down at him.
“I don't 'kick ass', I fight like a normal pokemon does,” Leon explained to me.
“Leon...kill it before I kill you,” I growled out.
“*sigh* Fine,” Leon said, scratching the opponents pokemon to death.
“That be a girly move you pulled thar, Mr. Smartypants,” Radora stated as Oshy snickered.
“Hey, I'm not as tough as you guys are because I'm new to this team. And just because I scratch does not mean I'm girly,” Leon explained flustered.
“You should train more,” I said, walking off for pokemon to train Leon off of.
“Why, town is just over there and we can rest and...” Leon started.
“Leon behind you!” Oshy yelled.
Leon had just enough time to dodge the tackle from a patrat and he then scratched its eyes out.
“Phew, thank you Oshawott,” Leon said, happy that his team mate isn't a dunce.
“My names Oshy,” Oshy told him.
“Ah, thank you. And yours dog?” Leon asked, looking over at Radora.
“It be Radora, cat,” Radora said looking away from them and sniffing the air.
“Thanks. This seems to be a nice enough group,” Leon stated looking at the others.
“Hey, Leon, get over here and fight this patrat or I won't feed you later!” I yelled over.
“I'm coming!” Leon yelled back, “What's her deal?” Leon asked Oshy.
“She's mommy, and she wants you stronger. Just go with it,” Oshy said, running over to my side.
“Mommy? What's her real name Radora?” Leon asked, walking over to me.
“Ey, her name be Roshish,” Radora said, walking over to me.
“Ah,” Leon said, then fought the patrat.
After I trained Leon a bit we headed off for town. Just as we were about to walk into town I heard a voice call out to me.
“HEY!! Roshish wait! Let's battle. I totally got stronger!” Bianca called out to me running over to me and my team.
“'Kay,” I muttered, looking down at Leon.
“What? Me first?” Leon asked, looking at Bianca's lillipup.
“Fight,” I glared down at him.
“Fine,” Leon said scratching the lillipup.
“Puppy! Fine, go Piggy!” Bianca called returning her lillipup and sending out her Tepig.
“Do I still have to battle or can Oshy take over?” Leon asked, looking over at Oshy.
“Fine, pussy, Oshy go,” I said looking over at Oshy.
“I'ma punch that bitch!” Oshy cheered, punching Tepig hard in the face and knocking it out.
“Well, I thought he knew water gun. But that works just as well,” Leon stated, looking at the knocked out Tepig.
“Nah, Oshy is just like his trainer. Right Roshish?” Bianca said, looking at me.
“Nah, he just likes to do what I do,” I replied, looking down at Leon.
“Ja mate, ya should try it sometyme,” Radora said, walking to my feet and sat down.
“Your tough Roshish. I'ma train more so I can beat you one day!” Bianca said with confidence and walked off.
“Ok, pokemon center time,” I said, walking to town.
“Finally,” Leon said following me closely.
When we got to the pokemon center I healed them up and then we headed out again.
“What are we doing? Shouldn't you be going to the gym now?” Leon asked looking up at me and saw that I didn't look like I cared.
“Training. Get more serious about training and you will get more attention from me,” I growled out at Leon.
“Fine, I'll try,” Leon said, really trying.
We walked into the dream yard and fought the trainers there, training Leon the most. I noticed someone with a box of three pokemon in it.
“Hi, do you want to adopt a pokemon?” she asked me, as I was just looking them over.
“You know what, that isn't a bad idea,” I said, looking at them.
“Oh good! Which one would you want to adopt?” she asked me, noticing that I haven't made my mind up yet.
“Hmmm.......” I thought out loud.
“Mommy, this one,” Oshy whispered, pointing to the Pansear that was staring at me.
“Sure, why not,” I agreed to get it.
“Oh, good. Here, this is it's pokeball, train it well!” she cheered as we walked back to town.
“Mommy, you didn't name the red monkey yet,” Oshy told me as the Pansear followed me quietly.
“Once we're in the pokemon center I will, promise,” I said, trying to think of a name for him.
We got into the pokemon center and a name came to me, by Leon.
“I think his name should be Singe, since he is a fire type and all,” Leon stated.
“Thanks, but you didn't have to,” Singe replied, looking over at Oshy with adorence.
“That works, welcome to the team Singe,” I said, laying on the couch.
“What are we doing now?” Leon asked, a little upset that he is never told of what we are doing.
“Resting, it's dark out, enjoy the break. In the early morning we leave to continue on,” I said getting comfortable.
“Yeah, sleepys!” Oshy cheered, then thumped tiredly on my legs.
Radora slept on the floor and Singe curled up at my feet.
“Alright then,” Leon said, laying by my bag on the floor and slept.
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There it is, the third chapter! Enjoy!
Dark Dragon:
Since I can't post as much as I want to at home and have to go to my sister's place, I'll post lots while I'm here.
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For the Lolz
By: Dark Dragon
Chapter 4
Once the sun started to rise, so did I. I nudged Oshy so he could get off my legs and then I sat up and put my feet around Radora. I had Oshy wake up Singe and I poked Leon with my foot.
“Get up Leon, time to go to the pokemon trainers school,” I said as I stood up to stretch.
“Mmm, Why so early in the morning?” Leon asked, getting up and stretching as well.
“To 'seize the day' that's why. Now get your lazy cat ass up and let's go,” I grumbled, starting to leave the pokemon center.
“Coming!” Leon called following me quickly.
We walked over to the trainers school and walked in. I looked and saw some students there reading away. I also saw Cheren at the chalkboard, so I headed over to see what he was doing. Then a little boy got in my way.
“Hi, would you like to do a quiz?” he asked.
“On what?” I asked back.
“On status healing products,” he replied.
“Sure, why not,” I replied, looking down at the page he handed me. It had only 2 questions on it. I shrugged and answered them, then handed it back to him.
“Wow! You got them right, for that you can have this,” he said giving me a full heal.
“Thanks, I guess,” I said, putting it in my bag. I walked over to Cheren.
“There is so much knowledge that I already know, but then there is some that I don't. I want to test some things out with you,” Cheren said turning around and looking at me.
“If you're asking for a pokemon battle, yes, anything else then no,” I stated, as Leon walked over to in front of me.
“Just a battle,”Cheren answered, slightly covering his face, then he sent out Slick.
“What up pussah?” Slick said seductively.
“Piss off snake,” Leon hissed, clawing his face.
“Pussah got some claws eh?” Slick replied, eating an oran berry.
“I can do this to...though I never have before,” Leon said, looking down at his paw. Then he put all his force in the punch that nailed Slick in the eye and knocked it out.
“You did it Leon!” Oshy said happily, fist pumping the air.
“My...my Snivy lost to your Purrloin?” Cheren asked, feeling ashamed and in awe.
“Yup, he used assist and got the epic punch my Oshy knew, bitch,” I smirked, starting to like Leon the prick.
“Fine, go Lucky,” Cheren said, sending out his purrloin.
“Oh, it is on,” Leon growled at the other purrloin.
“Bring it bitch,” Lucky smirked, raising his paw.
“Hn,” Leon smirked, and punched it in the face so hard there was a small cracking sound.
“Smmr smarr!” Lucky mumbled, hold his jaw in his paws.
“So it seems that I win. Apparently you couldn't 'bring it' it seems,” Leon stated, walking over to me and sat at my feet.
“Well this sucks,” Cheren said, as he walked over to me.
“You suck,” I said, turning to leave. Then I felt hands on my chest.
“I could suck these for you, you know,” Cheren smirked, his hands groping.
“Cheren...” I growled. I couldn't take it, I turned and punched him in the face really hard.
“My nose!” Cheren cried, holding his now very bloody nose.
“Don't care,” I growled, walking out of the school.
We headed off to the gym, when we saw a guy with green hair and in an apron.
“Hi, are you here for the gym challenge by chance?” he asked.
“Yea,” I stated, a bit confused.
“Oh, ok then. My name's Cilan, I just wanted to know what your starter was,” Cilan asked, looking down at my Oshawott.
“I started with Oshy,” I said, pointing to Oshy who just smiled lightly.
“I see, very well then. You can come in,” Cilan replied, heading into the gym first.
“Ok, let's go now,” I muttered, thinking that was very weird.
“Now that was an odd out-of-the-blue question,” Leon said, looking up at me.
“I know, how odd,” I muttered, walking into the gym.
“Now this is a fancy place,” Singe commented with a smile.
“I thought this was a gym,” Leon stated looking around.
“It be one, just seems ta be a diner as vell,” Radora said following me to the first curtain.
“Hm, fire curtain. Oshy, go to the water tile,” I said, pointing him in the right direction.
“Ok mommy!” Oshy replied, running to stand on the water tile. Once he stood on it, the curtain opened.
“Off to the next one then,” Leon said walking through the curtain.
“'Ello there, I believe we shall battle first,” the trainer to the left said, holding out his pokeball.
“Sure, Leon,” I mumbled, waving my hand outwards.
“No problem, I got this,” Leon said as the Lillipup stood before him.
Leon attacked twice before he got too tired.
“I don't think I could go on, switch me Singe,” Leon said, putting out his paw.
“No problem, anything for you,” Singe smiled lightly, then turned his attention the lillipup that took only one incinerate before the trainer let us by.
“Blue curtain, Leon, go to the green tile,” I stated, point in that direction.
“I know what to do,” Leon stated a bit in anger. Leon walked over and stood on the green tile and the curtain opened.
“Easy,” I muttered, walking through the curtain. Then I stopped and looked over at Leon.
“What?” Leon asked, a bit confused.
“Here,” I said lightly and sprayed him with a potion.
“Thank you,” Leon smiled lightly at me.
“Let's go,” I muttered, walking off.
“Hello, I do believe it's my turn,” the female trainer said, holding out her pokeball.
“Whatever,” I said, as she sent out her patrat. “Leon, you feel up to it?”
“Oh, I feel up to it. I hate rats,” Leon said, looking a bit evil for the moment. Then he punched it hard in the face and knocked it out.
“Oh dear me, well then, go purrloin,” she said, sending out her purrloin.
“I can still fight,” Leon said, but he looked more worn out then he let on. He attacked the purrloin hard almost knocked it out, but it got him back and he was almost done.
“Ey, I got this mate. No vorries, ja,” Radora said, and tackled that purrloin and finished it off.
“Thanks, dog,” Leon mumbled but smiled a little.
“Last curtain, but first,” I said, then I sprayed Leon with yet another potion. “There, now its green, Singe, stand on your colour.”
“No problem, I got this.” Singe laughed and stood on the red tile. The curtain opened, and we walked through.
“Hey, its Cilan again,” Oshy pointed at said mentioned male.
“Well what do you know about that,” I said as we walked up to them.
“So I see you made it this far. I thought you would,” Cilan said lightly.
“Never thought someone like you would get here,” a red haired male said, walking out from behind Cilan.
“Indeed, you are impressive,” a blue haired male said also walked out from behind Cilan.
“Huh, triplets. Interesting,” I stated.
“I'm Chili,” the red haired male introduced.
“And I'm Cress,” said the blue haired male, who bowed.
“You will be fighting the one your little Oshawott is weak against,” Chili stated, looking at Cilan.
“It's to give you a challenge,” Cress finished.
“I guess that's you, huh Cilan,” I stated.
“I do apologize, but yes,” Cilan said, getting his pokeball ready.
“Let's do this,” I said blankly.
“Go Lillipup,” Cilan said sending out his lillipup.
“Leon, you’re up,” I said, Leon walking out to the fight.
“I believe that's a good choice,” Leon said glaring down the lillipup.
The fight then ensued. Lillipup used work up and Leon scratched it and punched it. It was close to being knocked out when it went for the tackle. I started to get worried when Radora jumped in the way and took the hit.
“What are you thinking!?” Leon exclaimed.
“I'll survive, but ya would af been knocked oot. I vill finish dis, ey?” Radora said, then tackled the lillipup out. I sighed then potioned them both and let Singe go up against the Pansage.
“I see you have a pansear, interesting,” Cilan stated, looking a little worried now.
“Singe, incinerate,” I said, lightly petting Radora.
“Done like dinner,” Singe remarked and incinerated the pansage til it was knocked out cold.
“I believe you bested me. Here is your Trio badge,” Cilan said, handing me my new badge. “Also, I want you to have this. To remember us by.”
“A TM?” I asked, looking at the tm.
“It's work up. It might come in handy one day,” Cilan explained, a small smile on his features.
“Eh, whatever. Thanks and such,” I replied, leaving his gym.
Once we got out of the gym a dark purple haired woman was there.
“Hey there! I'm Fennel. Professor Juniper asked me to give you something. Follow me,” Fennel said, dragging me off to her home. “You're going to meet all kinds of pokemon in the Unova region, am I right? Oh, these stairs lead to my room, let's go.
“Um...” I started as she dragged me off.
“I'm a scientist, as you can see. I'm researching trainers like yourself. Professor Juniper is my friend from college. So she asked me to help you guys out. So I want you to have this,” Fennel explained and handed me HM01.
“Um...?” I asked, looking at it.
“It's the HM that teaches your pokemon cut so you can cut down trees blocking your way,” Fennel smiled.
“Yeay?” I muttered in confusion.
“I have a favor to ask of you. The dream yard outside of Striaton city, there's a pokemon called Munna. You see, it gives off this dream mist and I must have it to finish some of my research, so could you go get it for me?” Fennel asked, giving me a pouty face.
“Whatever. Are we done here?” I asked, getting up.
“Yes, very much so,” Fennel said, giving me a look down.
“Ok then,” I replied, leaving her home.
“That is the weirdest thing that happened to us so far,” Singe stated, glancing over at Oshy.
“Yeah, she's very weird,” I stated, walking into the pokemon center. I went up to the nurse, she healed up my team and handed them back. I sent them all out and walked over to the couch.
“I assume its sleep time isn't it?” Leon asked, stretching and curling around my backpack.
“You got,” I replied, tilting my hat and falling asleep.
“Yeay, more sleep with mommy,” Oshy said happily and laid on my legs once more.
“Tomorrow. We do that favor tomorrow for her,” I mumbled, drifting off to sleep with my partners.
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The fourth chapter! Whoo I'm on fire!
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