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Re: The Genie game.
« Reply #135 on: October 03, 2007, 09:16:12 PM »
(W00t, hypothermia all 'round)

Granted but it flies away to be with Harry Potter.

I wish I had some lunch.
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Re: The Genie game.
« Reply #136 on: October 03, 2007, 09:17:40 PM »
granted but it's at my house >.<

I wish I wasn't her right now >.>
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Halfling Daniel

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Re: The Genie game.
« Reply #137 on: October 04, 2007, 06:48:34 AM »
Granted, you're you, not her. However, your identity crisis doesn't go away.

I wish my printer could print faster.
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Re: The Genie game.
« Reply #138 on: October 04, 2007, 11:50:50 AM »
Granted, but now the paper tray will only take paper the size of playing cards.
It also ejects them across the room when they are completed printing.

I wish there were less colors.
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Re: The Genie game.
« Reply #139 on: October 04, 2007, 02:18:04 PM »
Granted, but the remaining colors declare war upon you for vanquishing their bretherns.

I wish more people asked me about why my avatar changes all the time.
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Re: The Genie game.
« Reply #140 on: October 04, 2007, 04:32:35 PM »
Granted, but so many people ask you about it all the time, you get sick and tired of explaining it. It gets so bad that eventually, you get to the point where you declare that "The next person who asks will DIE!".

Unfortunately, the next person who asks is me, just to be a jerk. You try to kill me, and fail. I then slaughter you, and reanimate you to be my personal zombie-slave. Game Over.

I wish that I could reanimate people as my own personal zombie-slaves.
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Re: The Genie game.
« Reply #141 on: October 04, 2007, 04:44:19 PM »
Granted, but they eat you.

I wish Mike would help me with my website ;D
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Re: The Genie game.
« Reply #142 on: October 04, 2007, 09:18:18 PM »
Granted, but then he usurps it, and claims it as his own, thus making it not yours.

I wish that you would not grant my wish.
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Re: The Genie game.
« Reply #143 on: October 04, 2007, 09:21:40 PM »
Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish that we had more meta-wishes like that
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Re: The Genie game.
« Reply #144 on: October 05, 2007, 09:02:31 AM »
Granted, but they all quickly degenerate into ways of outsmarting the game, with wishes such as "I wish this wish wasn't granted" or "I wish the wish didn't have a defect" or "I wish the defect from this wish was passed to the wish of the person below me, so that the person below me's wish has a double defect" and other fun-killing wishes.

I wish the scenario I've described above never happens in this thread.
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Re: The Genie game.
« Reply #145 on: October 05, 2007, 11:16:58 PM »
granted... but it happens in some other thread in some other forum.

I wish I could fly
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Re: The Genie game.
« Reply #146 on: October 05, 2007, 11:20:49 PM »
Granted, but you can't ever be more then 2 feet off the ground <_<

I wish...dunno...for no snow this winter
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Re: The Genie game.
« Reply #147 on: October 05, 2007, 11:25:30 PM »
granted but you get sleet. dammit i wanna see real snow *tear*

I wish it wasn't so humid
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Re: The Genie game.
« Reply #148 on: October 06, 2007, 07:39:48 AM »
Granted, but instead, it's so hot and dry that you can watch water evaporating before your very eyes.

I wish that I had moderator powers in real life. That would kick ass.
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Re: The Genie game.
« Reply #149 on: October 06, 2007, 09:45:58 AM »
Granted, but everyone else has Admin powers.

I wish that I could sleep in every day.
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