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[OnewingedDragon]

Granted, but you don't ever get to sleep again.

I wish my plans hadn't abruptly changed.

[Protome]

Granted, but your plans will never EVER change again even when you want them to.

I wish I saw the end of Twilight ;_;

[rabidzora]

Granted, but the ending has now been changed to the "fade out to black, you don't get to see what happened, nyaa!" thing The Sopranos did.

I wish I could find a cheap copy of FF7.

[OnewingedDragon]

Granted, but in this version Sephiroth marries Aerith.


I wish I could get out of installing cabinets tomorrow.

[rabidzora]

Granted!  You're installing vista onto your computer instead.  Probably the cruelest mis-grant yet.

I wish I could think of wishes that didn't involve Final Fantasy games.

[Protome]

Granted, but now you can never wish for anything Final Fantasy related again. Ever. And Squenix just announced that FFXIII can only be obtained via wishes.

I wish I could read my girlfriend's mind.

[Mike Caron]

Granted, with no catches whatsoever. You're found six years later, wandering the Himalayas, totally insane.

I wish for more wishes!

(someone better make a recursion joke)

[rabidzora]

Granted.  I'll make a wish myself!

I wish for infinity hamburgers.

[OnewingedDragon]

Damn, I was going to make a Fibonacci joke too!

[Protome]

Granted. But you have to cook them all yourself. And...THERE IS NO SAUCE!! D:

I wish I could speak Japanese.

[RedAxie]

Granted, but now you can't speak English.
(also, Protome, I can't find your post count!)

I wish it was May already.

[demon of razgriz]

heh im learning it!

granted but it shall snow heavily all month!

i wish i had something better to wish

[ScienceFair]

Granted, but that's because you no longer have anything.

I wish my daughter was potty trained.