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Mike Caron

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Re: No Alligators in the bathtub
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2007, 06:08:57 PM »
That's crazy, eh? I'm just driving my dogsled while eating maple-syrup drenched pancakes, and I gotta keep my livestock inside? Madness!

Edit: Also, igloos.
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Re: No Alligators in the bathtub
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2007, 06:28:40 PM »
No moose?! ToT Everything I know about Canada has been put to question!
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Re: No Alligators in the bathtub
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2007, 06:30:09 PM »
Only Mounties ride moose. and squirrel
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Re: No Alligators in the bathtub
« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2007, 06:30:43 PM »
You're such an a$$...  :P
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Re: No Alligators in the bathtub
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2007, 06:50:40 PM »
Quote from: Chevalier-Ange on October 03, 2007, 05:43:25 PM
Heh...there are two dumb ones for Alberta as well. 

1) You may not drive a motorized vehicle while sleeping;
2) *twitch* All cattle/livestock must be kept inside while driving on the highway (like duh!)

but you don't live in alberta?
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Re: No Alligators in the bathtub
« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2007, 06:53:18 PM »
How do you know? <_<

And I couldn't find a silly one for here, so...
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Re: No Alligators in the bathtub
« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2007, 06:56:57 PM »
um...i'm a stalker remember?

squirrels?!?!?! I <3 squirrels... wanna trade recipies?
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Re: No Alligators in the bathtub
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2007, 07:01:16 PM »
Quote from: Chevalier-Ange on October 03, 2007, 06:53:18 PM
How do you know? <_<

And I couldn't find a silly one for here, so...

Wanna bet?

Everyone loves to ride in a one-horse-open sleigh. On Ontario highways the horse must have two bells attached to its' harness, or two bells must be fastened to the sleigh. The fine for not obeying this law - $5.

You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday.
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Re: No Alligators in the bathtub
« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2007, 07:03:03 PM »
Quote from: OnewingedAngel on October 03, 2007, 07:01:16 PM
Wanna bet?

Everyone loves to ride in a one-horse-open sleigh. On Ontario highways the horse must have two bells attached to its' harness, or two bells must be fastened to the sleigh. The fine for not obeying this law - $5.

You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday.

Damn...I knew that sleigh bell law too, or heard about it rather.

In Alberta they can still hang you for horse theft as well  :-X
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Re: No Alligators in the bathtub
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2007, 07:50:07 PM »
Quote from: OnewingedAngel on October 03, 2007, 07:01:16 PM
You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday.

What?!? The hell, that's when I do most of my dead-horse dragging. It's a good thing I don't live on Yonge St. any more.
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Re: No Alligators in the bathtub
« Reply #25 on: October 03, 2007, 07:51:08 PM »
I was just about to say, "wait, you moved?" and then I realised that I'm an idiot XD
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Re: No Alligators in the bathtub
« Reply #26 on: October 03, 2007, 08:36:28 PM »
Quote from: Purple on October 03, 2007, 07:51:08 PM
I was just about to say, "wait, you moved?" and then I realised that I'm an idiot XD

I LOVE moments like those. XD
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Re: No Alligators in the bathtub
« Reply #27 on: October 03, 2007, 08:37:12 PM »
I hate them ><////


Watashi wa bakana desu-nya....baka baka baka><
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