here is a few:
How come we only ask ourselves the really big questions when something bad happens?
There is no remainder in the mathematics of infinity.
If you look close enough you can't tell where my nose ends and space begins.
Cornwall: Come on, baby, light my fire...
Devon: You know, there's nothing more pathetic than a flame retarded dragon.
You have reminded us that the strength of a kingdom is not based on the strength of the king, but on the strength of its people.
And finally:
Moving bush! WHOO!