OMFG SQUEAK
The blue fluffles caught my eye the second I walked through the door. I shut the bedroom door. skrnch, skrnch, went my bare feet on the dance mat, and I stood in awe. It's soft white eyes stared back at me, passing through my eye jelly, into my soul, it seemed. I knelt down onto the cold tile floor, my mouth open slightly, staring at possibly the cutest thing I ever did see. I had to touch it. It was some sort of carnal hunger bursting out of me, the need to just touch it. I lifted the small blue fluffly wonder, and undid the small clasp attached to its back. I couldn't believe it.
I held the blue fluff ball in my hand, still staring in its soft thread eyes. I smiled, and held the fluff between my thumb and forefinger. I squished. It squeaked.
Wait, what?
I squished again. I received the same answer, I piercing "SQUEAK" and a laughter of delight from my own mouth. I let my feet gave way, and my butt took a place on the dance mat. I was still mesmerized by the fluffball.
I pressed the sides of it again. Squeak! Again. Squeak! I laughed. And pressed. Squeak! I was in tears, laughing at this cute ball of blue something that vaguely resembled a farm animal. I leaned back and let my head touch floor, holding the cuteness ball above my face.
Squeak!
Squeak!
Squeak, Squeak!
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The door crashed open, revealing a tall black shadow, it's green eyes staring at me childish figure on the floor.
A deep growling voice crawled from it's mouth: "What...are you doing....with my pig?"
I sat up slowly, still staring at the blue fluffle. My mouth shaped a small "o" as I turned my head towards my irritated friend, and I could only smile as I responded.
"Squeak?"
