Zanyness from #alandjay, a channel that died near the start of this year:
Alriik: `eightball am I the only real straight person in here?
GameServ: Alriik: Sometime in the near future.
Alriik: `eightball .... I am straight, right?
GameServ: Alriik: No way.
ChocolateNinja: But both of them are HUGE on the noob-bashing.
Ramzal: Now now, who ISN'T these days?
Ramzal: ....Other then Sytel and HD
Ramzal: They have what's called "Mercy" these days
Halfling_Daniel: What did I do? o_O
* Ramzal runs out and comes back with a pink skirt on
ChocolateNinja: Apparently you don't noob-bash, HD.

ChocolateNinja: But I'm not too big on the noob-bashing game myself.
Halfling_Daniel: Oh, being cordial to everyone regardless of how they act or their IQ.
ChocolateNinja: I narrowly avoided being ka-bashed when I was new on the forums.
Ramzal: OOOOO! Look at me! I'm Sytel and Halfing Daniel! I have mercy! I like to toss around flower petals! *does so*
* Ramzal stops and burns the skirt
And something from #bobandgeorge that is funny, but not on purpose:
*** RTemp has joined #bobandgeorge.
RTemp: startkeylogger
*** James has signed off IRC (Connection reset by peer).
DanielM: OMG
*** James has joined #bobandgeorge.
DanielM: HAXOR IN TEH #BOBANDGEORGE
Sai-Sai: ...uh..RTemp what are you doing?
RTemp: startkeylogger
*** James has signed off IRC (Connection reset by peer).
*** James has joined #bobandgeorge.
Sai-Sai: Im not quiet sure that means its a hacker
Sai-Sai: ...
*** RTemp has been kicked from #bobandgeorge by Sai-Sai: right out
James: ...
*** RTemp has joined #bobandgeorge.
James: Yea.
James: That was hacker.
RTemp: starkeylogger
James: BAN
RTemp: startkeylogger
*** James has signed off IRC (Connection reset by peer).
*** Mud has signed off IRC (Connection reset by peer).
DanielM: Roffle
*** James has joined #bobandgeorge.
Sai-Sai: ...
Sai-Sai: cal ban RTemp
*** Mode change "+b *!*arbohy@*.lang-ubr11.lang.ca.cable.rcn.com" for channel #bobandgeorge by Calantha.
*** RTemp has been kicked from #bobandgeorge by Calantha: (Default (2 hours)) request
Sai-Sai: how annoying
James: god.
Calantha: Added ban for RTemp (*!*arbohy@*.lang-ubr11.lang.ca.cable.rcn.com) in #bobandgeorge with default reason: request. Bantype: Default (2 hours) (Sai-Sai)
James: stupid f***er.
Sai-Sai: wtf was that?
James: Norton blocked four attempts to infect my computer.
Sai-Sai: no was he just making logs or was it a bot?
James: I'm guessing her was behind it.
James: he*
Sai-Sai: ....
DanielM: Every time he said startkeylogger James and Mud both crashed
*** James has signed off IRC (Connection reset by peer).
DanielM: ...
*** James has joined #bobandgeorge.
DanielM: Sorry.
Sai-Sai: they tryed to send some thing to you?
James: What the hell.
James: I keep D/Cing and it tells me norton is blocking a virus attack.
Sai-Sai: right...lets see...Im thinking of going to the server ops about this to inform them
James: Ugh.
James: Well that was annoying.
* James just set up some extra measures.
DanielM: Hmm...
DanielM: But why would "startkeylogger" cause a virus attack? Wouldn't you need to send them something first?
*** James has signed off IRC (Connection reset by peer).
*** James has joined #bobandgeorge.
DanielM: ...
And something else from #bobandgeorge that isn't really that funny:
Halfling_Daniel: Why are we arguing if YTMND should be banned or not? If it's banned, it's banned. Rules don't need to make sense, they only need to be obeyed. If there was a rule about having to end every sentence with "awesome to the max, angolan persian bro" it'd have to be obeyed, regardless of how absolutely stupid. That's how I see it, at least.
Halfling_Daniel: *absolutely stupid it is.
Loki: Daniel - That would have been amusing had you ended your sentence with it.
Loki: As such you didn't. Awesome to the max, angolan persian bro.
ThndrShk2k:
http://www.savelivesinmay.com/ Beware :O
Luminar: good, i could use cooling down, its boiling in here
CuteCat: .. Why am I not concerned about that?
ibm2431: CuteCat: Because it was supposed to happen yesterday and you're not hearing about it until today. XD
Zinthos: XD
Halfling_Daniel: They put in a 48-hour time period.
CuteCat: Oh.
Halfling_Daniel: So the world may end today! Or tomorrow!
CuteCat: Yeah, that makes sense...
Luminar: If it doesnt, you damn better bet he's got some excuse up his sleeve
CuteCat: Where IS the Atlantic anyway?
ibm2431: ...
ibm2431: See.
Halfling_Daniel: Or whenever it actually is supposed to end.
James: Between the America's and Africa/Europe
ibm2431: Comments like those scare me.
James: you know, east coast?
Halfling_Daniel: Cute Cat: Look at a map.
CuteCat: .. Right. I'm probably not in any danger, so then I'm not gonna start caring. ^_^
James: How do you not know which is the Atlantic o.O
CuteCat: I keep bad track of things.
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ThndrShk2k: ...
ThndrShk2k: how does someone NOT KNOW where the ATLANTIC OCEAN IS!?