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Friday The 13th Horror Stories
« on: July 13, 2007, 07:20:41 PM »
Now not being what anyone would call a superstitious person by any means, today...Friday the 13th, was a total day from 'Hell' nevertheless.

...lemme 'splain

Well I have to admit it started off pretty good actually.  Then, I arrive at work to discover that my service manager (referred to as 'Not Safe for Work' or NSW from now on {Umm, no insult intended to my Aussie friends of course}] decides I need to do more driving...on the unluckiest day of anyone's calander.
/sigh.

Yeah...well of course, being a Friday in Ontario anyway, traffic sucks to begin with, but NSW sends me from one end of the known universe, and back again.  /double sigh.

Well, wouldn't you know it...NSW adds a messed up schedule to the mix, and left most of us scrambling for things to do...kind of...I'm stuck in traffic of course.

Soooooooo, I look at my watch and see its 1230PM already.  Screw this...I get off the highway, and find some lunch.  LOL, or rather /triple sigh, mistake number two of the day. This is where I get attacked by a flock of seagulls, and their cunning Commander (known as 'bogey 1')

Now, as I sit there eating my fries on a bench by my car, 'bogey1' circles a few times, then decides he's hungry. 

NOT A CHANCE I say to myself....ROFL, or in this case.../quadruple sigh.

Now 'bogey1' is cunning to say the least.  After a few fly by's, he decides he is landing beside me, and in a voice that reminds me very much of a character from 'Finding Nemo', starts squawking "MINE!"

"Over my dead body." I say to him.

"Mine"

I then proceed to shoo him away a few times, but the hungry creature is very persistent, and returns each time.  I look around to see what I can now throw at 'bogey1' but as luck would have it, the only thing remotely close to me that's throwable is...yup, you guessed it...my fries. /duh (intelligence level -1)

Well...I can safely say this to everyone...now anyway.  Never...never...EVER use food to attack a seagull.  That fry I threw, was no more then a centimeter out of my hand, when 'bogey1' called for reinforcements.  I look up... O-o  "Oh fsck" more bogeys. 

Yeah...now what do I do?  I try unsuccessfully to get them to leave, but NOOOOOOOOOOO they're in this for the kill I can tell.  So I stand, and try everything I can think of.  That's when they start dropping their 'payloads'

...Yup, time to get the heck out of here for sure. 

Now, I am weaving here and there, and back and forth to try and not get 'hit'. I finally make it to my car...'clean'

W00t right?

NOT!!!

As I sit there glaring at 'bogey1' and his comrades.  The whole flock...as they fly around, squawking and eating my fries, I notice the bag and the end of the bench...the white lettered bag...the white lettered bag...containing my burger.

/sigh


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Re: Friday The 13th Horror Stories
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2007, 08:06:50 PM »
For how bad your preface made it sound like the day would be that was kind of a let down... you lost your lunch, is that all?  >.>
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Re: Friday The 13th Horror Stories
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2007, 08:41:15 PM »
So far my friday the 13th, has been excellent.

I start off my morning with a brand new air conditioner installed for free. Then get to spend the rest of the hot day in a 70 degree room. After my girlfriend get's home we head off for a free massage.

What a day.
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Re: Friday The 13th Horror Stories
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2007, 08:44:43 PM »
For how bad your preface made it sound like the day would be that was kind of a let down... you lost your lunch, is that all?  >.>

No...not at all.  I guess I didnt convey it well enough.  Oh well...I'm not about to re-write it.
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Re: Friday The 13th Horror Stories
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2007, 10:24:24 PM »
Hehe. I sent my laptop off today, and got sent into work.

However, A Bard's Tale is awesome.

So it evens out.
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Re: Friday The 13th Horror Stories
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2007, 10:30:31 PM »
I worked today... and um... got to eat a pizza?  But I had to throw out a rotten cake... that was clearly the deviousness of the 13th.
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Re: Friday The 13th Horror Stories
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2007, 10:39:55 PM »
I'll supplement this story with a tale of my own.

I happen to work in the field of electronics, as a field technician. I shan't say what exactly I do, I'll save that for a latter story.

Either way, me and a partner, we go to this apartment building today, and we need to do some work in a bunch of suites. As it happens, the management of the building screwed up (for the second time in a row), and had set up access for Monday, not today (#1).

But, as it so happens, the management was about to call for service today (since we "weren't coming"), so we were told to accommodate. As it turns out, we had to do some stupid work for another contractor (the elevator company) which, although easy, was boring (#2).

So, then, eventually we got to get to our own work... but, the elevator contractor wasn't done with us. He needed us to hook up a wire from his elevator doohickey into our equipment (#3), but we weren't expecting to run cables today (#4) so we had to... make do (#5).

So, then, we want to do some of the work which we were originally assigned (it's about 12:30 at this point), as there was a few things we could do that didn't involve going in-suite. About 3 seconds into this, we discovered that another technician at our company had bypassed a bunch of stuff because of a ground fault (see Note 1 below, or just assume it's bad) (#6). Guess which pair of mis-worked techs get to trace it out and fix it? (#7)

As it turns out, there was no less than 3 ground faults on our equipment, one caused by the same technician that bypassed it (#8), one caused by the moron who installed our equipment (a long time ago, a latent problem) (#9), and one caused by another moron who installed something else near by (#10).

Eventually we find these problems, and fix them. It's about 1:30-2:00ish by this point, and we still haven't done anything on the original work order. We decide that, come hell or high water, we're going to get some real work done.

Then, the elevator contractors (#11) come back, and need us to do something else for them (#12).

The rest of the day was fairly mundane, so I'll gloss over it, and skip to the drive home: 2 hours, for a 40 minute journey (#13).

Oh, hey, 13 bad things on Friday the 13th... ;)

Note 1: A ground fault is where a wire is touching something it shouldn't, i.e. a pipe or an electrical box or something. It means that the voltage going out from the power supply isn't coming back, and left unchecked, it can cause any number of things to go berserk in electronic equipment.

Note 2: I deliberately left out 99% of the indications of which field I work in. As I mentioned above, I'm sure I'll get around to telling you guys at some later date...

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Re: Friday The 13th Horror Stories
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2007, 01:43:34 AM »
Well I actually forgot it was friday the thirteenth untill about 7:30 at night and I was trying to set a fire. I accidently tore out the TV guide for the day (I was using it as kindling) and it had the date at the top. I didn't know what was on TV that night but I can live with that.
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Re: Friday The 13th Horror Stories
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2007, 05:26:25 AM »
Actually, I love Friday the 13ths in general...

Yesterday, I woke up at 10am. Left the house at 4pm, had lunch on the go (yes, very late lunch). Went to a friend's house at 4:30pm. Started watching Harry Potter movies at 7pm after a fast food dinner (Oportos~) and listening to DBSK. Finished at 6am on Saturday the 14th. Went to see HP5 with friends.
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Re: Friday The 13th Horror Stories
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2007, 12:28:53 PM »
The stigma of Friday the 13th only hit me when I read this thread. I knew it was Friday, and that it was the 13th, but for some reason I did not put the two together. >_>
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Re: Friday The 13th Horror Stories
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2007, 12:33:45 PM »
Actually, I love Friday the 13ths in general...

Yesterday, I woke up at 10am. Left the house at 4pm, had lunch on the go (yes, very late lunch). Went to a friend's house at 4:30pm. Started watching Harry Potter movies at 7pm after a fast food dinner (Oportos~) and listening to DBSK. Finished at 6am on Saturday the 14th. Went to see HP5 with friends.

I normally do as well.  Everyone is often so paranoid that they go out of their way to be 'careful' so nothing bad ever happens.  Besides, I am usually the first one the grab a black cat and go walking under a ladder that day too  ;D

The stigma of Friday the 13th only hit me when I read this thread. I knew it was Friday, and that it was the 13th, but for some reason I did not put the two together. >_>

The only reason I even remembered was because of all the motorcycles and the highway actually.  All the bikers go to Port Dover on every Friday the 13th.  :-\
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Re: Friday The 13th Horror Stories
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2007, 12:53:39 PM »
Well, I woke up at around noon like I always do >_> and hopped in the shower as I usually do, and afterwards started getting ready to go to the library...like I always do.

The phone rings. And it's for me (What the crap!?!)
My friend Martin is on the phone asking if I want to go to lunch with his brother and him (his brother was in my geography class two years ago)

So I'm totally happy. I get money from my mom, and scrounge up some money from the coffee table.

15 minutes later, I'm sitting in my friends van with him and his brother, and we go up to Barrie, to a -Japanese food restaurant, omg-

It was so amazingly awesome. The food was so good. And I'm usually a picky eater XD

Afterwards, we drop my friends brother off at his house, then we go to the beach randomly, and throw a frizbee around. he taught me how to actaully throw it, so now I dont' fail.

Then wewt, swimming.

then he went home, and I got bored. My best friend randomly showed up, and I was all like "AWESOME!" and we went for a bike ride at 9:30 PM. So by the time we actually get somewhere, its pitch black, and we are outside a Macs Mart thing. We go inside, I get glomped XO It's an old friend from grade 8, and she needs to buy pop to go with some alchoholic beverage, and my friend and I give her like 5 bucks.

She totally freaks out, all happy (and probably high) and rewards us with two beers.

=S

I buy what I was there to get (a bottle of delicious Bawls..mmm...) and we go back home.

We write our names on a rock in sharpie and the year we met, saying that when one of us dies, the other one will write in that year on the rock, and keep it.

It was really corny and sappy but yesterday ROCKED.
« Last Edit: July 14, 2007, 01:05:22 PM by Pillow-chan »
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