Shocking News: Both me and my girlfriend came home safely. South Africa did not eat me after all.
Shocking news!
Well a few months ago I started seeing someone...someone wonderful and awesome. It may seem really fast, but now we're engaged
He proposed to me on Saturday.
We have matching Vivienne Westwood rings, in the style of NANA. We're totally not anime dorks.
His name is Jayson, and he lives in Quebec, and yes he speaks french, no he won't surrender.
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we're not going to married for a few years, until I'm at least 24. And you're ALL invited, I'll make sure of it 
HOLY MOTHER F*CKexcuse me while I go into shock.
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Kay, I'm good now.
Congratulations babe, I'm really megaly happy for you!