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[D00D64]

Hmm... What's that smell?

WHY ITS THE SMELL OF COPYPASTA

[SIZE=14]HEY GUYS THIS IS SERIOUSLY BAD ASS
BUT ITS KINDA ADULT AND OFFENSIVE
SO KIDDIES RUN AWAY PLZ
SRSLY GTFO MY TOPIC[/SIZE]

As you know, most Sonic comics tend to be terrible. Featuring crappy fart jokes and predictable storylines, they usually suck because the person maing them is a n00b with no script writing still and can barely use MS Paint.

I HOPE TO NOT BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE



It starts when Sonic and Knux become total crack addicts. One day, Knux sponaniously forgets how to order things proporly. So Sonic tains him in the ART OF PICKING THINGS while somehow ignoring Amy's desprite attempts at attention and sex. After getting some drugs only after remembering Mighty ran a DRUG "store" and not a drug store, they get totally stoned. Eggman then takes the emerald they had (Why it was out nobody knows or wants to know) and runs off, probably back at doing the Eggmanland project. Amy then takes the two stoners to pursue Eggman, get the emeralds for some reason, and then defeat Eggman.

...Or, at least thats how it STARTS.

Archive:
http://secretcomic.smackjeeves.com/archive/

First issue:
WARNING: First few issues kinda suck. It gets better.
http://secretcomic.smackjeeves.com/comics/...decison-part-1/

When the comic actually starts getting good:
http://secretcomic.smackjeeves.com/comics/...-lacks-a-title/

HERE HAVE SOME MORE COPYPASTA
It contains the latest issue:

EDIT: LINK FOR NSFWNESS

IT'S TIME FOR EXPECTED QUESTIONS WITH ANSWERS!

Q: WTF is Gang Garrison 2?

A: A Devamp of Team Fortress 2. WHICH AS QUOTE FROM CANE STORY IN IT. Google it. NOW.

Q: How did Vanilla get up there?

A: You'll find out. Shut up.

Q: Why does she look like that?

A: All action bitches dress like that. It's an action movie staple.

I was experimenting with dialog lines. It... Didn't go so well.

[OnewingedDragon]

I'll make this abundantly clear. We have a comic forum. Go ahead and post the comic there. I appreciate the warning about the NSFW, but this is an all ages website, so tread carefully.

[D00D64]

...I thought this WAS the comic forum. Am I missing something?

[Mike Caron]

...I thought this WAS the comic forum. Am I missing something?

Excuse him, he's new here. This is very much the correct place.

[OnewingedDragon]

I amend my previous statement. Please beware of the content of the comic regardless. Have fun!

[demon of razgriz]

wow major mess up on OwD's part....

*comments*

intresting format but yea as OwD said ease op on the profanity a bit eh?,seems intresting to me though (that and i gotta finish reading it...)

[D00D64]

LINK FOR NSFWNESS

DAMN MEMORY LIMITS
As you can see, the shards went away, but are in the panels. Why? I had to get rid of them for space! It was originally 1.33 MB!

The vortex/hole/whatever pannel at the bottom was also MUCH bigger.

Here's the original final pannel:

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/D00D64/orig31end.png

I think the newer one looks better though. Less cluttered. But that empty space on the right is bugging me.

Also, the Pimpshack was NOT made for resizing.

[Chevalier-Ange]

I amend my previous statement. Please beware of the content of the comic regardless. Have fun!

Hmm...I'm gonna go out on a limb here and be really nice to you, since this is my first time modding you. OwD has already asked you too tone it down a bit. The word f*** is a censored word on this forum. It's not that we're prudish or anything, but...it is however an all ages forum, and some just don't go for that type of profanity and what not.

Your comic is good, don't misunderstand me, and I would hate to have this be a reason you stop posting them, however I am going to have to insist you remove the 4 letter words. Perhaps a block-out or very blurry words <_<, the choice is yours.

I humbly request you pay heed to my suggestion, and that of OwD as well.

[OnewingedDragon]

It might be easier and safer if you simply linked the comic. You've put a NSFW notice here and with the link its at ones own peril.

[D00D64]

Modified posts to link comics instead.

Better for you guys?

[OnewingedDragon]

Fabulous. We'll leave you alone now. ^^

[D00D64]

LINK'D FOR NSFWNESS

So... It's been awhile, huh? Sorry, I got Megaman Aniversery edition the other day...

...And I played Mother 3...
...And Dr. Mario Online Rx...
...And the usual suspects (Mario Kart, Brawl)...

I'll try to update this one sooner. This IS a two-episode mini-plot.

...mygodthatlogoisbadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass...

After noticing: WILL THE TYOPS EVER STOP (edit by OwD: No, no they will not. )
(It's in the title on the comic BTW)

[Chevalier-Ange]

Actually...there are a few typos <_<

[D00D64]

As you have sure noticed by now, the comic is a little hard to read.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

EDIT: Whoops, forgot about that. I'll try to pay more attention.

Which one is best?

Yeah, I was running blanks in the second pannel, so I just ripped off "A Day in the Life of a Turret"

Edit by Mike

I thought this discussion was already had. Please link to your comics, not inline them.

Sorry, slipped my mind there. I'll try not to let that happen again.

[D00D64]

UPDATE OMG

LINK'D FOR NSFWNESS

I told you I'd update soon!

...Granted, it's not a very GOOD update, but...