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Glenn Magus Harvey

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I Wanna Be The Guy
« on: February 15, 2009, 12:59:59 AM »
Administrative Note: Split from this topic.



I've heard about and watched a playthrough of IWBTG recently, though I haven't played it myself.  And yeah, I recognized the shout-out.

I refuse to play that game.  Though, the fact that it's just a game may cause me to stop refusing and start playing it sometime soon.  And then put it down within about three screens, assuming that I'm not rolling on the floor laughing about the many hilariously insane ways to die in that game.
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I Wanna Be The Guy
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2009, 08:32:23 PM »
I got to the final fight's second-to-last part and died instantly.  It took 1493 deaths to get there on the easiest difficulty setting (diff. settings only effect how often you can save, btw.  No core gameplay changes or anything.)

Though really, if we want to talk about this farther, we should start a new thread.

EDIT BY OWD: YES, WE SHOULD. Stay on topic.
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Re: I Wanna Be The Guy
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2009, 02:43:37 AM »
EDIT BY OWD: YES, WE SHOULD. Stay on topic.

Less editing of other people's posts, more usage of the "Split Topic" function. Or actual replies. Or something of that nature.

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Re: I Wanna Be The Guy
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2009, 04:15:35 AM »
Near the end of the game, as the deaths are getting more and more sadistic, it's horrible.  I was almost killed by an evil save point.  That should just not happen.

Possibly even worse was when the game told me it had crashed, so I went to click okay and suddenly realized that my color scheme has silver bars and this window had a blue bar.  I was then splatted by a falling error message.

You could write a war and peace sized novel on the deaths I've experienced in that game.  The fight where you essentially have to mash the fire button as fast as you can for about 20 seconds or die, the tetris area where if you don't manage a pixel-perfect jump you get crushed by a giant falling doctor mario pill, the part where a wall of spikes on wheels follows you for 3 screens...

Don't get me started on the bosses.  Mother Brain alone is enough to make any sane man cry.  The megaman fortress boss is just not fair.  The fight against Dracula?  You can die IN THE MIDDLE OF THE "WHAT IS A MAN" SPEECH.  Yes, they kill you in cutscenes.

And of course, the final boss gives reason to start drinking.  His gun shoots bullets twice the size of his entire body.  The part where you bounce his bullets back at him is always painful, because you know you can do it but you can't quite manage to clear that last one.

But above all else, it's rooms like these that make your eyes begin to bleed.

The worst part is, because I've been playing on medium and have a pink bow in my hair, most people will refuse to acknowledge that I've beaten the game once I finish.

Did I mention less than 350 people have ever beaten this game?
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Re: I Wanna Be The Guy
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2009, 11:51:10 PM »
"You can die IN THE MIDDLE OF THE "WHAT IS A MAN" SPEECH.  Yes, they kill you in cutscenes."

I LOL'd like crazy when I found out about that.

"The worst part is, because I've been playing on medium and have a pink bow in my hair, most people will refuse to acknowledge that I've beaten the game once I finish."

This sort of sadism is why I don't play this game.  I'm not a masochist.
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Re: I Wanna Be The Guy
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2009, 11:33:48 PM »
I BEAT MECHA BIRDO!

F*** this game, F*** it in its ear.

That spike corridor in the haunted area is officially the worst thing I have ever dealt with.
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Re: I Wanna Be The Guy
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2009, 09:02:38 PM »
Playing on medium or hard?  Definitely not Very Hard or Impossible, since all of the Ghosts and Goblins area plus Mecha Birdo plus the room after her all have to be done in one run on Very Hard mode.

It's true, that corridor claimed about 40 lives by itself.  Just wait until you get to the Mother Brain fight. XD
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Re: I Wanna Be The Guy
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2009, 12:03:51 PM »
I'm playing on hard. No pink bow for me! I'm so pissed right now. I decided to go right after getting rid of RYU and had to start all over from the beginning because I did not kill Dracula first.
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Re: I Wanna Be The Guy
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2009, 06:03:20 PM »
NO WAIT DON'T

Ah well, it's probably too late...

A different path goes through diff. bosses and ends right before Dracula's spot.
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Re: I Wanna Be The Guy
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2009, 01:06:24 AM »
I know, I went back through the same path and I'm stuck again on that drop before you get to Ryu.
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Re: I Wanna Be The Guy
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2009, 06:40:58 PM »
Easier on Medium. :3

But yeah, even with medium's "only go up through that hallway once instead of twice" thought, it's still wicked hard.  I hated that room.

How many bosses have you killed?
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Re: I Wanna Be The Guy
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2009, 09:48:54 PM »
Just beat dracula today.

Having trouble getting past the room with the beams.
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Re: I Wanna Be The Guy
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2009, 12:07:04 AM »
At least you didn't choose the path down to Mother Brain yet.

I HATE THAT FIGHT
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