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Re: Birthdays ^^
« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2007, 08:05:11 PM »
If I get a heart attack and die because of having one too many bites of ice cream that'd just be annoying... I mean if it could be proven.  Not that I'd really care... anymore.
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« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2007, 08:06:23 PM »
At least you'd never have to pay the loan off.
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Re: Birthdays ^^
« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2007, 08:09:48 PM »
That's true.. though supposedly this kind of loan usually has insurance that makes it so that it's paid off if I die anyway... no idea how true that is...  Stupid adulthood sneaking up on me.
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Re: Birthdays ^^
« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2007, 08:12:05 PM »
Fake your death!

Unless they have an automatic cremation/burial procedure. Then it's a bad idea.
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Re: Birthdays ^^
« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2007, 08:14:06 PM »
I don't think it'd work... and anyway I wouldn't want to put my wife/future children through that... good suggestion though the sort I probably would of made.
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Re: Birthdays ^^
« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2007, 08:18:48 PM »
Alternatively, you could become a member of the undead. If you're not alive, then they'll get rid of your loan! (No one wants to collect from a zombie, ghost or vampire anyways.)

You'd have to adjust to your new life somewhat, but you'd have a pile of money, or at least no negative pile of money.

Also, who knows, you could become the first zombie novelist, and write about all the anti-zombie press, and how it really makes you feel. Tell the other side of the story. I'm sure it would sell great!
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Re: Birthdays ^^
« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2007, 08:22:29 PM »
Yeah, but I don't really like writing... so that wouldn't work. Perhaps an editor though...
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« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2007, 08:26:05 PM »
Hmm. A zombie editor.

You could certainly use the "equal opportunity" card to be able to get the job.
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Re: Birthdays ^^
« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2007, 08:26:39 PM »
Gives a new meaning to the name 'Ghost Writer'
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« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2007, 08:27:46 PM »
"Eww! There's ectoplasm on this book!"
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« Reply #25 on: July 20, 2007, 08:28:45 PM »
*groan*...that sucked so bad :P
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Re: Birthdays ^^
« Reply #26 on: July 20, 2007, 08:30:15 PM »
Quote from: Dan on July 20, 2007, 08:26:05 PM
Hmm. A zombie editor.

You could certainly use the "equal opportunity" card to be able to get the job.

Maybe in Canada... they don't cover job discrimination due to death or being dead in this country.
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Re: Birthdays ^^
« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2007, 08:33:31 PM »
That's why you need to raise awareness! Find your neighbourhood vampire, and get started!
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Re: Birthdays ^^
« Reply #28 on: July 20, 2007, 08:36:47 PM »
Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! I'm an undead-dead thing!
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« Reply #29 on: July 20, 2007, 08:37:15 PM »
You're not in my neighborhood... You didn't come to my birthday party.
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