happy birthday whitey
I love you very much
I know you must be busy
with your cute girlyfriend and such.
but i hope you have the time
for me, the harbinger and CA
and to read our silly poems
no matter what they say
'Coz you know we'll always love you
Doesn't matter how old you are
even now, what, you're 17?
Shinkies, you should be getting a car!
I'd have sent you something in the mail
All cute, charming and squishy
But no, this is my written revenge
For those evil boxes you sent me!
I sit here typing out my love for you
On your birthday day
With these ridiculous things all over my lap
I swear, I'll find a way!
When they're put together
I'll keep only special treasures inside
Then the boxes will be like our hearts.
Where our eternal love resides

Happy birthday, my dearest wonderful cute awesome speshul far-away friend, I do love and miss you so. <3